It always takes two days in Cairo to get visas on the way to work in Ethiopia. It may be 1985, but that doesn’t mean the bureaucracy is streamlined.
With Evie along on this trip, that does mean mandatory tourism. Tourism means the Pyramids, even though we saw them quite well out the airplane window on the approach to the airport.
Tourism is not my cup of tea.
On the way to the hotel:
“Let’s take a tour of the Pyramids”, she said.
“Let’s not”.
“Honey, seriously”.
“Seriously, let’s not.”
“It’ll be fun! We’ll ride camels!”
“It’ll be a shit-show. We’ll be hustled to buy all sorts of stuff we don’t need.”
“Honeeeee…”
“You know I hate this sort of thing.”
“It’ll be fun!”
Yeah.
So, we sit in the shop belonging to the brother-in-law of the camel tour-guide being hard-sold perfume essence. After what seems like hours, just to get it over with, I shell out enough money for a week of fine dining and we mercifully escape to a cab.
Evie dabs some musky scent on her wrist which she holds under my nose.
“Nice, huh?”
Nice, I have to admit.
Now a dab behind her ear. She leans in to me.
In a huskier voice, “Nice, huh?”
Much as I want to get straight back to the hotel right now, I tell the cabbie to take us to the Gold Souk.
Evie leans back, smiles and scrunches up her nose.
I am such a sucker.